In responce to Guy Speak

[gwheatley]

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
 
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
 
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
 
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.  
 
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
 
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.   A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)  
 
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
 
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .   That will bring on a 'whatever').  
 
(8 ) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
 
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

[Scuilly]

LOL...this is true and I am a woman! 

[zankoku]

You forgot one thing. Women NEVER forget, especially in an arguement, they will brinngout things from 40 years before.

[JRRacing64]

It's stuff like that, that makes me enjoy being single.

[SusanZ]

Well...I guess the secret is out! LOL




Zee

[Maggie]

You forgot one thing. Women NEVER forget, especially in an arguement, they will brinngout things from 40 years before.

This is Dave's favourite beef, and he still seems genuinely surprised that I can remember so many little things from years ago.
There is a reason why women do this....we can't defeat a man physically, so we have to be more devious and go for the psyche.

Well...I guess the secret is out! LOL
Zee

Not entirely, Sister Zee.....don't know about you, but I've still got a few tricks up my sleeve....

[kingcobradude (Clay S.)]

I know maggies tricks

"May I borrow A couple dollars" translated to "Me and my friends were planning on maxing out your credit cards at the mall"
"Ill be back by (insert time here)" meanss shell be back 3 or more hours after that time

Im a bit busy means shes chatting it up with her friends.

when a girl asks if a friend can come along to where ever it is your going, thats a sure sign that you really should have had the 55 kilowatt installed in your car

[Maggie]

I know maggies tricks

I don't think so!

"May I borrow A couple dollars" translated to "Me and my friends were planning on maxing out your credit cards at the mall"

I've earned all my own money since I was a teenager, and my own credit card too.....I've never been rich,
but I've never had to depend on anyone else for one cent.

"Ill be back by (insert time here)" meanss shell be back 3 or more hours after that time

I never give a time for my return...it would be pointless....Dave knows this, and still he asks!

You won't remember this Clay, but between the 1960s and 1980s the "women's lib" movement started up
on both sides of the Atlantic.
Some of their goals I agreed with, such as equal pay for equal work.
I had done exactly the same job as a man in an accounting office and been paid half the salary.
However....my mother just could not understand what it was all about....she asked me "what is it they want?"
I answered "they want equality with men, mammy".
Her reply was priceless....."Why fight to be equal when we've always been superior?"

 

[lisalover7 (LL7)]

Her reply was priceless....."Why fight to be equal when we've always been superior?

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yes and said message of things is only but a fraction....i have a whole book on "Chick things" Including that we speak our own language

[Enchanted]

Her reply was priceless....."Why fight to be equal when we've always been superior?"

I will agree with that any day.
To quote the unlikely philosopher, Ice T: "To me women are God's true gift, there's absolutely no question who I'd rather be with."
That is why we stick around and try to figure out the secret language.

[kingcobradude (Clay S.)]

I know maggies tricks

I don't think so!

"May I borrow A couple dollars" translated to "Me and my friends were planning on maxing out your credit cards at the mall"

I've earned all my own money since I was a teenager, and my own credit card too.....I've never been rich,
but I've never had to depend on anyone else for one cent.

"Ill be back by (insert time here)" meanss shell be back 3 or more hours after that time

I never give a time for my return...it would be pointless....Dave knows this, and still he asks!

You won't remember this Clay, but between the 1960s and 1980s the "women's lib" movement started up
on both sides of the Atlantic.
Some of their goals I agreed with, such as equal pay for equal work.
I had done exactly the same job as a man in an accounting office and been paid half the salary.
However....my mother just could not understand what it was all about....she asked me "what is it they want?"
I answered "they want equality with men, mammy".
Her reply was priceless....."Why fight to be equal when we've always been superior?"

welcome to Kansas I know what you mean and I do believe we are all equal. but women do love to shop.
and here there are two more things I forgot to mention
Ask anyone here what is cheaper, good looking girl or the 30 million dollar lamborghini, they say the car is cheaper.
and the thing with the speakers is ost definately true

[kingcobradude (Clay S.)]

and perhaps maggie would reveal her tricks

[Lynn&LisaLover]

I know maggies tricks

"May I borrow A couple dollars" translated to "Me and my friends were planning on maxing out your credit cards at the mall"
"Ill be back by (insert time here)" meanss shell be back 3 or more hours after that time

Im a bit busy means shes chatting it up with her friends.

when a girl asks if a friend can come along to where ever it is your going, thats a sure sign that you really should have had the 55 kilowatt installed in your car

oh jeez that is funnny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SusanZ]

and perhaps maggie would reveal her tricks

I think Maggie's tricks will go down with her...am I right,Sister Maggie?



Zee

[Maggie]

and perhaps maggie would reveal her tricks

I think Maggie's tricks will go down with her...am I right,Sister Maggie?
Zee

Absolutely, Sister Zee!

....and I suspect you have a few of your own.....